Cheeky Bloody Kids

Amy and Hiromi were were to put on their festive outfits for the festival so me and Caesar got kicked out. We decided to check out the festival. To tell you the truth, I didn't know where we had been taken. It was Kaori's sisters place anyway. We had a little girl and an annoying little mutt to guide us. The girl ditched us and ran off with her friend so we ditched the dog.

The festival had Elephants. Well, not real ones. The kids were playing and pulling on the decorations. They were asking things like, "How old are you?", "Do you have a wife?" and "Why do you have such a deep voice when you're only seven?". Cheeky little brats.

Will your head get bigger if I blow this?

Whats your wife's name?

Mums nose is long too!

You should be good to your wife!